The Oxford dictionary defines bitch as 1 a female dog or any other animal of the dog family, 2 a woman esp a cruel and unpleasant one, 3 a difficult problem or situation. This is the standard and the most widely accepted spelling and definition of the word. But off late I have come across contradictory plus appalling things like “I looveeeeeeeeeeee u my biaaaatcchhhhh” and “You made me proud my biyaaaaaatchhh” to the most innovative “Happy birthday my darling beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecch”
Someone please volunteer and explain me as per the above definition how can you love someone who’s actually “a woman whom you find unpleasant and cruel”
Honestly I am not dumb enough to take it all in its literal sense but it just occurred to me that aren’t we all unknowingly killing our relationships by being fake and acting something that we are not. I really don’t understand how many people even actually mean the “I love u biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcchhhh” when they litter each other’s walls with stuff like this. Seriously again my point, if you add bitch to the name itself, the love anyways goes out of the window.
Me: Aren’t you two great friends?
The Babe: No we are not, what made you think so yaa?
Me: No the stuff you post on each other’s walls, I thought you are like BFFs
The Babe: Dude seriously! She keeps doing that aaaaaaallllllll the time. If I don’t reply looks rude no. We don’t even call each other to you know like talk talk. Anyways you stay away from her. She is one big time bitch I tell you.
Me (thinking): Ya right! That’s exactly what you wrote! Didn’t know you mean it too!
Haven’t we all, at least once, gone through a conversation like this or seen other examples where people (read female friends) express their undying love (read my sexy bittccchhhhh, I love youuuuu!!!! ) for each other on Facebook and ‘bitch’ about the same bittccchhhh everywhere else.I don’t understand why all the bitch business with affection in the morning when it will actually get bitchy in the evening.
Not to be a pessimist but with incidents like these, it feels sick to see the stuff plastered all over your homepage . Coz you know, none of it makes no sense at all. And all this just welcomes you to a world where friends are made only to increase your friend list on Facebook. Where pictures are clicked not for memories but to ‘Let’s make others jealous’. Where there is no consistency that someone would even remember your name if you opted out of that LEGENDDAARRRYYYYYYYYYYY night-out plan they had.
Anyways I have emphasized on the Misuses of the word Bitch a lot. I myself call all my male friends a bitch (sadistic pleasure it gives me, I don’t know why! :P) But sadly I don’t believe in crapping each other’s inboxes and walls with this BS. And to those of my friends whom I call bitch, anyone else dareth not! Else I’ll unleash the bitch in me!
So a kind request. Please keep the “Oh my partner in crime”, “My love”, “My baby let’s make babies” in check and stop taking our home page for granted. As this “Lowwweee” will definitely not last longer. But the baby you made might just turn into one real, huge, big time bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)
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